I have to keep this short so I'll only write a bit because I've got an EQAO math test to study for...

I left for ny at like 2 in the morning on Thursday, so I didn't sleep at all because  I put of paking untill about 1:30. We drove from London to Port Dover and stoped at 3 different Tim Hortons. It took like 3 hours because we got lost, it was supposed to be an hour and a half. We took a coach bus with a very large amount of old people. The tour guide was super nice though. I was the youngest person there which was boring. we left on the bus a 5 in the morning and got to Jersey at 4 in the after noon. We got stopped at the border because our bus was RADIO ACTIVE. Turns out it was because of a medical test some lady had done the day before.

The hotel was alright. They only had one computer, which was almost always busy. But the beds were really comfortable and breakfast was free.

New York is insanely busy and crowded.

One night we went to the HA! comedy club. It was nice. There was so much swearing that when I got back to the bus some old lady called my mother unfit for letting me go. Who is that rude? It was for ages 13 and over, I am nearly 15. But apparently I look 21. The comedy club was 2 drink min. So I had a VIRGIN strawberry daquiri. Half way through the waitress brought me another. This time NOT VIRGIN. I didn't want to say anything because she would get fired for serving some one 7 years under age. I didn't want to not drink it because it was eight bucks. I didnt want to give it to my mum because she was drunk enough as it was. So I drank it. It was awful. What the hell was in it? RUM? I told my mum after, and she told her drunk freinds. They all laughed at me. Then the next morning they made jokes about me being hung over (which I wasnt because it was like one shot of rum) and they purposely talked very loud, which did them more harm than it did me.

Also my mum and her drunk friends tried ti take me to a bar. I was just folowing my mum and they all told me it was a restaurant. The bouncer was a very large, scary, bald man, who through me out on my ass, because it was not a restaurant.

Did I mention I MET CRISS ANGELs teamsters? They were setting up for a stunt and I kept hanging aroud so they came over and told me about the illusion. The were nice. Unlike that bouncer.

I saw SPAMALOT. VERY NICE. It was freaking hillarious. Hubert ang Lancelot. "I thought you were a fairy." "No. Thats Lancelot, but you missed that scene"

I saw the naked cowboy. My mum wouldnt stop stairing and was nearly hit by a taxi.