funny guy he reminds me of Seth Rogan

Pruane2Forever:
Life: None
Sexuality: gay and fapping over his dad
Number Of Times Masturbated In The Last 24 Hours: 99,999
Hobbies: Talking to a camera, his only friend...
Funny: Just look at his face.
Habitat: The chair in his room.
Times Beat Up: every day
Parents: brother and sister
Hygiene: none
Potential Enemies: ALL
Potential Friends: not possible
Family: hiding/ashamed/in prison

the purpose of sex is to pro create. People with the same gender cannot pro create :|

-AlbertC

Must have stabbed her fifty **** times,
I can't believe it,
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes,
Eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it

She was never this good in bed
even when she was sleepin'
now she's just so perfect I've
never been quite so **** deep in
it goes on and on and on,
I can keep you lookin' young and preserved forever,
with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever

can anyone beat this

joke topic?

What's the difference? I thought they were both crappy. WhiteSnake5000

Not a fan of Metallica I see but,you must admit there alot more talented than all the other bands.

[QUOTE="hvs7"]

what did you do pick a bunch of crap bands and than put metallica

WhiteSnake5000

Not a fan of Metallica I see but,you must admit there alot more talented than all the other bands.

[QUOTE="hvs7"]

what did you do pick a bunch of crap bands and than put metallica

WhiteSnake5000

what did you do pick a bunch of crap bands and than put metallica

That's killing two birds with one stone, right there.