Thanks to Lockstock I have now decided to post my all-time favorite joke in the whole world.  It's not really inappropriate or anything, but I'd still give it a 10+ for an age rating.  Here it is;

A pirate walks into a restaurant with a steering wheel on his croch. 

The host at the podium asks the pirate, "Hey man, doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate looks at him and says back, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"