I totally just bit my toungue.  Right after I burnt the hell out of it.  My manager brought me chineses food for lunch, Chow Mein with Orange Chicken and Broccolli Beef.  I should have paid attention to all the steam coming off of it before I bit into it, the chicken damn near scalded my mouth and then I chomp off the tip of my tongue in total surprise!  Today's gonna be a long day . . .