I wish I knew how to take a screenshot from my xbox, but perhaps it's best I don't... y'know... to save you all from having nightmares. I play a chick in Fable 2, and my she-warrior is one awesome hero. Everyone loves her and her attractiveness rating is like way up there. But to look upon my character is.... otherworldly... she is frighteningly hideous.
I tried make-up but it didn't work. Then I tried a face tattoo... which only served to make things worse. Then there was this point in the game where I ran out of potions and I wasn't about to die... so for a period of time she hung out with her dog in a cave, just eating pies and killing stuff. This made her fat, and of course once she started to gain weight I didn't wanna stop until she scored the Salad Dodger title. I swear she ran slower but she still managed to complete The Crucible perfectly on the first go. And there's now a statue of her enormity in Oakfield, where she botched a Whistle expression, while wearing hot pants and a powdered wig. It's pretty awesome.
I've had my character on a celery diet for a while now, and her weight is ever so slowly going back down. But the scarring won't go away. I read somewhere that the scarring is caused by the number of times the character dies, but my character had only died once before I noticed the scarring; and I didn't notice any increased scarring after she died several times while completing the Spire (don't go with low health, there are no vendors where that ship takes you). So I'm inclined to blame the Barkskin augment in The Hammerthyst, which she used for a while there before I decided a meat cleaver was more suitable for a tattooed fat chick in hot pants, a corset, knee-high boots, and an oversized wig.
The scarring is white and glows in the dark, and during the day it just looks wrong... like something out of a porno, which leads me to believe that another cause may be unprotected sex.
Does anyone know if there exists a means of reducing or removing the scars?
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