Hello Earthlings….

As I sit here at my desk at work pondering what types of perks or attachments to use for creating a new class online, an employee walks in asking how to set up their direct deposit for them. Yes, I work in HR, the one person people try to stay away far from. When walking down the hall, they try so hard not to make eye contact with me so as to not force them to utter the words, "Good morning, how are you doing?"

Sometimes, I wish I was able to place a claymore near the door, so when an un-expecting victim walks in, I receive an automatic 100 points. COD has changed my life forever. Never have I been more impatient and eager when it comes to feeling the joy of pressing the ON button to my PS3. And before you say it, yes I am that person that curses like a sailor, every time the enemy gets their freebie of a short lived kill.

I went from being the super, sweet, nice chick that my bf loves, to getting paranoid every time he logs into my psn account. No, you cannot play under my screen name (for fear of ruining my K/D ratio). No, you cannot play any of my games before I beat them. Yes, you can go on my psn to watch Netflix. Yes, we can play combat training online together. No, you cannot bother me while I'm at the climax part of my game.

If you are reading this, then you probably think I'm very inconsiderate. I think for the most part I'm very understanding and compassionate person. Only when it comes to spending time with my precious console, is when I turn into this irrational uptight individual.

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