- Tampax will have to come cheery with a new honor representing its imminent silhouette of revolutionary female cleanliness products.
- iPod Touch owners will be present intelligent to brag that they identifiable an iPad Mini. **
- Thanks to the tablets intuitive touch-based interface, typing sexting messages with one hand over will turn outdated to be easier than ever.
- Alas, hoards of sexting teens will hastily come across that liquid damage is not enclosed by Apples warranty.
- Mass puzzlement will follow by the side of all Boston-area retail outlets when accent-heavy customers ask on behalf of an iPod (e.g. an iPahd). Make to hear regular yelling of such phrases as: I understood iPahd, not iPad. Whatayou, fahkin retahdid?
- Google will flesh out pristine apps to acquire benefit of the iPads magical technology. Apple will snub them all.
- With the rumor willing greater than, uninventive bloggers will have to endlessly contest why the device is (a) a game-changer, (2) a colossal comedown, before (d) ZOMG the kewlest thing evar!
- iPad owners will turn out to be the envy of all additional airline passengers not for the reason that of anything the computer can accomplish, take care you, excluding since itll compose representing a fine position to set a cup of juice.
- Our Newton MessagePad 2100 will at length be real in exchange in tailor once more. Any person know when that iPhone 4 updates coming?
- Computing will on no account be real the similar, according to Robert Scoble, late-night TV host Jimmy Fallon, and approximately tool commencing TechCrunch all of whom would have alleged that unchanging proviso Apple had announced an Etch-a-Sketch in a shiny silver casing.
- Aforementioned visionaries will plague the rest of us with unremitting rants about how the iPad is the mainly focal widget always. This will go on used for some months, awaiting Apple announces approximately additional doohickey for them.
- All additional gadgets, plants, and animals will in a little while close down to exist. The iPad was the everything-killer, right?
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