Someone tells you about a game, you read the reviews and promptly you decide to buy the game- Quickly, you make room in your afternoon for a short trip to the local videogames store and all day, until you finally get home to play after school or work, you're all riled up and expecting the world: this game could be the greatest game you ever played! You just can't wait.
Fast forward 6 hours: it's 1:30 a.m and I still can't play the game.
The game I'm talking about is S.T.A.L.K.E.R., the game that until, well, the problems started, I thought would be the game that made me play on PC again. Let me tell you my story-- the descent to hell of your everyday PC gamer type of guy.
I had heard of STALKER from a friend, Peter_Panda, who had told me he had been waiting for it to come out for a long time. Surprisingly he still had not bought it. I took a look at the game's screenshot and sure enough it had a certain look that I really appreciated: gritty post-apocalyptic, reminescent of Fallout. I watched Jason Ocampo's video review and I was sold. I promptly ran through my old games to find a couple that would garner enough credit to pay the attractively low price it sells for and dropped by the store before going to work in the late afternoon.
Now when I got home I proceeded with the installation. It had been so long since I actually bought a PC game that I immediately installed and played, the last one being Company of Heroes, that I had nearly forgotten how painful it was. Thankfully, this is a DVD version. I did not have to swap half a dozen cds around. the installation itself is not so bad-- It's fetching patches. I heard somewhere that the patches delete your savegames so this was absolutely necessary prior to playing, there's no way I'd be procastinating that.
A couple of reboots later, I finally start the game. It's a bit sluggish but playable. I run through the tutorial and get my first mission and go out to explore a bit-- OH NOES! My computer reboots. Cold, hard, without warning. The sensation is familiar though it stings-- akin to being betrayed by the oldest of friends. I attribute this to randomness and promptly restart the game. I knew the game had its fair share of issues from the onset so I am willing to turn a blind eye. Now my second session starts. I skip through most of the initial dialogue and run out, explore a bit and-- OH NOES! My screen... becomes... plaid?
I attribute this to my owning older hardware with outdated drivers. After all, I purchased my 250$ video card oh, at least a year and a half ago (a Radeon X800, how terribly outdated it seems now). For the sake of fairness, I would like to point out that I could have bought a Wii with that kind of money. So anyways, I then proceed to the proverbial driver updates.
I'm fairly used to drivers hunting so this is rather quick. I do that with ease, but one can only imagine the poor guy who's fairly new with computers who doesn't understand quite why his new videocard glitches and hiccups with his brand new game. We've all been there, right? So anyways, this process takes a good chunk of time. The installing and countless reboots of both the video and sound drivers are now driving me insane. I've rebooted this computer at least 6 times now, not even counting the one that was forced on me by my failing hardware. All the steps were done now. DirectX reinstalled. It's ready... will it work?
That's the moment you know you've ran out of solutions, you're against the wall: if it does not work this time, I'm screwed, it's the end of me. The game loads, the graphics appear on the screen.. I skip the initial sequence and run out... it seems like it wants to work but I'm hesitant, apprehensive-- it could fail at anytime and sure enough, it does. The exact same thing happens: my screen is invaded by squares, plaid-like in their distribution.
I sincerely don't know where the problem lies. Is it one of the drivers that has compatibility issues? I don't think so. Is it my video card that is overheating? possible. Is it my OS that is simply due for a major uninstall / reinstall? Do I have a virus? Is my power-supply sufficient? Does my case provoke overheating? How much is this going to cost me? I just don't know and frankly, for me it's another nail in PC Gaming's coffin.
I understand a lot of people are willing to put up with all this but I'm tired, out of energy. When I buy something, I really appreciate when it works and not after doodling with it for hours, NO! Remember the ''Plug and Play'' thingy? That's how PC gaming ought to become. That Games for Windows thing? I really wish it's going to work but me... I'm tired. My videocard that I bought mere months before my 360 is now an old piece of plastic and metal that I could not even trade for a Gameboy SP. My game that I got yesterday, I may never even get to play and thanks to PC gaming 'enthusiasts' and their dubious ways, you can't return PC games at all. Needless to say, I really got the shaft and I'm not too happy about it. With consoles becoming more and more like PCs (minus the buggage) for a fraction of the the price and more often than not even better performances, my days gaming on a PC are numbered.
Any of you guys have PC Gaming horror stories to tell? Have you at one point moved away from PC as a gaming platform or do you swear only by it?
UPDATE:
I've moved around my PC and opened it. The game has been running for over 30 minutes without failing now. I believe the problem was due to some overheating, probably the GPU. I've nailed down the trouble now I just need a better solution than leaving it without its cover. It's now 3 AM, I am finally playing.
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