So I was mucking about on GTA IV (as you do) when I decided to p*ss the cops off on the beach. So with a 2 star wanted level I drove around the playground thing in circles for ages. It was a lot of fun.
So much fun, in fact, that I decided to make a new game out of it.
This is how you Niko's Police Donuts'
You find a nice looking working motor. And knik it.
Then you p*ss off the cops for a 2 star wanted level.
They'll be on your arse tight. SO LEG IT!
Get to the beach on Firefly in Broker.
Find the kiddies appratus and wait for the cops to get on the beach.
The drive around the thing in circles repeatedly.
The rules are: You are not allowed out of your car.
You're not allowed to hit the brake unless you are reversing or hitting the handbrake.
You do not get off of the beach.
You continue to do this until your car falls asleep for good. Then the clock stops.
For every cop car you disable, add 10 seconds to the time.
The longer you keep doing this, the more points you get.
SIMPLE!
You get two attempts. Here are my scores.
Attempt 1: 2:51 (no cars disabled)
Attempt 2: 6:04 + 20 seconds (2 cop cars disabled)= 6:24
Can you do better? Let me know in the comments box.