Since we are on the topic:

Wife: Why wont you let me play any games with you?

Me: Honey, everytime I have asked you say no.

Wife: Well I want to play today.

Me: (fires up WarHawk) Alright, lets go.

Wife: Is this a shooting game?

Me: :roll:

Wife: Just dont shoot me!

Me: But thats how you play the game. Ok fine. See that tank, get in and shoot at me.

Wife: (after 5 min. of coaching gets into Tank and drives off bridge) Did I just die?

Me: Well it wasnt a boat.

Wife: I hate you! (storms away to go watch Lifetime in the beadroom)

See, I feel your pain my friend.

DontTazeMeBro1

thank u for this cooment! i was laughing a lot for it!! specially the part" Well it wasnt a boat":D:D