@sakaixx: He does have a console mate. Don't go brushing off your PC fanboyism at the poor kid.

@mylesblasonato: So has the reviewer. He also agrees. Which a lot of people here don't seem to have yet noticed..

@gruntreaper: Wow. Whatever happened to just using a console for entertainment rather than for competition? Not that there's anything wrong with competition but that meaning now seems to have been lost in translation.

@Sozialminister: Nothing to hide, pal. Only personal relation I have with the subject is friends who fit both categories. Just be thankful you're not one of them..

3 best tips for Rumble:

1. Get rid of the tornado ASAP, it's useless.
2. Pray you always get the spikes and let magic do the rest of the work.
3. Spam all other power ups and pray it helped score a goal.

@nicolasetespqr: How could you miss Van der Saar in the list of goalkeepers!?

@iandizion713: May explain my own relationship status. No strong, independent woman can control this kid.

@Sozialminister: Far from nerd, my friend. And even further from virgin.

I seem to notice lately that any article regarding PlayStation that isn't considered to be in their favour, all the Microsoft fangirls turn into keyboard warriors. Quite amusing.

Curiousity over a digital character's relationship status truly says it all about whether or not the definition of a "nerd" is also linked to "virginity"