So, my crazy friend posted on her LJ last night that she was IMing the teacher she likes (i know, it's freakyweird that they IM each other) and he said "See you tommorow," and she reminded "No you won't," because she's graduated. And then she talked about how pathetically sad she felt.

The only thing I could think is, "With your crippled inability to separate yourself from this school, he probably will see you tommorow."

Sure enough, I'm in the middle of lunch when she comes running at me with a plate full of cookies. This is what she does. She makes food every three days and gives it to the underclassmen. No idea why. Yeah, as an all-girls school we're "sisters," but no one else BAKES for people!!! She's not even a very good cook.

Then she proceeds to say things like, "It's soooooo hot outside..."
Then why did you come out of your nice cool house to drive all the way here in the sweltering heat??
Did you forget your backyard contains a POOL???

"And I have to wear pants because I haven't done laundry in like a week!"
Then why aren't you home doing laundry!?!?!? In your own house, people won't care if you're not wearing any pants. And when the dryer's done, you can put on some nice shorts!! Sheesh.

She's literally come back here every three days. Which means I'll have to deal with her at least twice more before the end of the year. And then she'll probably stop by my house every day.

Or maybe not. I still think she's just hanging out with me as a ploy so people don't think she came back just to talk to that teacher guy, even though every time he walks in the room she's like a magnet and goes right over, not even saying "be right back" or anything. Just leaves, like she's under a spell. Creepy as f*ck.

She wrote once on her livejournal that she was "so worried" her "friendship" with him wouldn't last. She said she wasn't worried about friendships with her schoolmates, because she was "pretty sure" those would last forever.

Uh, think again. Has she realized that EVERYONE knows about her idiotic crush and EVERYONE is creeped out by it??? Therefore, EVERYONE doesn't want to be friends with her anymore?????? She said she checked the senior lost and found box, and the gift she gave someone on graduation night was in it. Figures. I'd probably leave mine sitting somewhere too. The only friendship she's working to keep is the one with this 50-year-old disgusting guy. I wish he would just tell her to piss off, but he doesn't. He's one of those guys that you can tell has been unlucky with love forever, so he'll talk to whatever girl will look at him. Ergo the rumors about him and the art teacher. The whole school pretty much thinks he only married his wife because he didn't think he'd find anyone else. I mean, he never brings her to school functions, and he knows the art teacher well enough that apparently he knows the names of her nieces and nephews. Weeeeeeiiiiiiiirrrrrddddddd.