Okay, so you know that super-annoying friend I have that did nothing but embarass me every single day???
Well, she graduated exactly one week ago. Leaving all us underclassmen with three more weeks of school left. Finally free, right????
Wrong. She's already been back twice. And she doesn't just say hi, she's literally HANGING OUT in the school. Around me. Because I'm her only underclassmen friend. Which is just plain great. I finally get a chance to be myself and get rid of the embarassment she caused me... nooope, she's back to do it all over again! SHe follows me everywhere, like a puppy or something!
I hate it!!!!!!!! She says its because she has nothing else to do... but I know better. Even if you have nothing else to do, if you finish high school, you're not going to go back less than a week later because you're bored. You're gonna turn on the TV and watch something stupid, or play a game, or go shopping, or at least clean the house or something!
It's because she's for some reason totally afraid that everyone will forget about her within like a day of her leaving. Which we all know isn't true... who could forget the freak who used to lie down in the middle of the hallway for no reason and throw stuffed animals in the air telling them to fly or talk about Pokemon having sex??? Yeah, that's what I've had to deal with.
If she comes to my house every three days over the summer, I'm gonna go insane. I won't be able to take it anymore. I won't care about her clinical depression- I'll tell her flat out that she's a pain in the ass and she's been annoying and embarassing me since like March. I'll tell her that I was hoping spending the summer away from her would be a way for me to cool off and not hate her, but seeing as she shows up every freaking day she's totally ruined that possibility.
The first thing I said when I saw her today was "go home!!!" I didn't say it nasty, but I meant it that way.
She's so messed up. I know a major part of why she keeps coming back is that for some reason she's in love with the only male teacher in our school. I know, it's insane, it's disgusting, and it's creepy. But she thinks that there's absolutely no chance that she'll meet anyone in the whole entire world that's her age and likes her. She assumes it's this guy or nothing. Which is stupid, because it's not like he loves her. He's just nice to her. And her brain goes "guy is nice to me = i must love him and date him and kiss him and marry him and spend the rest of my life with him..." when I just want to slap her. It's pointless. And I'm waiting for the day when she can't stand it anymore and will be like "Why don't you love me???" and then the whole school will be like, "WTF???" And then since she's graduated, she can leave the scene of disgusted embarassment, but once again, I'm forced to remain and carry the weight of "that weird girl who follows you around all the time is in love with the teacher."
I hate it. I hate her. ANd now I hate him because of her. She's just made him seem so skeevy, and he hasn't even done anything. I think. There's rumors that he's having an affair with the art teacher, which are 100% possible. So my first thought of course is, if he dates her, who else would he consider?? And then I'm imagining the news vans and the scandals and the court trials and the disgrace... She makes me, and the rest of her friends, totally sick. Because she thinks she's hiding her attraction, but she's not. AT ALL. It's sooooo obvious.