My mom, who has made me stay in the Girl Scout organization since birth, is also making me do the Gold Award project, because she thinks it'll make every single school in the country just bow down in front of me and offer me free tuition. Sure, ignore my straight A's...

Anyway, I have to interview a lot of people in town. So, she agreed with me that I should start out with people I know and work my way up from there. Well, that lasted for about one interview.

On Friday, I have to interview THE MAYOR of the city. Not to mention I feel my questions are inadequate, I've barely interviewed anyone in my life, I'm going to be nervous and awkward, and I'm totally going to waste a huge chunk of his time.

I hate making a fool of myself.