OMG. I should just stop going to the dentist. He himself doesn't even look at me for more than ten seconds- for the rest of the time, I get to have my teeth scraped by his assistant. Who is REALLY chatty.

And the things she chats about are things that NO ONE wants to know. Last time I was there, she gave me a history of every political view she has.

This time, I got...

Her visit to a nude beach!

Amoung the cringeworthy things this woman told me were her friend's husband standing over her completely naked, and that you "don't really notice the boobs" when peoples entire bodies are tanned.

Um, something tells me you'd still notice the boobs.

And I SERIOUSLY think she needs to take some small-talk etiquette lessons!! You don't tell someone about taking your top off while you're grinding a sharp metal hook against their teeth!!!!!

Sheesh.