OMG. This is the first sentence of Akon's Wikipedia article:

Akon (born Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Locku Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam)

I know he's African, but c'mon... overkill much???? I wonder how he chose which one of his 12 first names he wanted to use as his stage name. lol.