What is more unnerving and cautionary than the gun logo of would-be gamer mating service Date a Gamer?

Right, yes, this: its botched photoshop* (right) of a gamer's perfect frankenwoman as scientifically determined in a survey of an unspecified number of site members on which bits of which female character they would have sex with.

She's got Joanna Dark's hair, Faith's eyeballs, Lara's hotpants, and Tifa's bristols, because nothing says "hello we should date" than "here is which body part I would sever and graft onto which torso LADIES".

*As a skeezy PR gambit it has technically worked since I did say its name but I promise never again.