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lawyer up

So we're holding publishers to account for hyperbolic taglines now? Great, good, okay. Literally the FIRST TWO games within wildly flailing grabbing distance of my desk* are Kingdoms of Amalur ("Continuously evolve your character class to your style with the revolutionary new Destiny system"), whose new Destiny system profoundly FAILED to effect a forcible overthrow OR 360-degree rotation of character customisation, and Operation Raccoon City ("All roads lead to hell"), in which only SOME roads led to a place of eternal suffering and OTHERS were just the street behind the police station to the indoor carpark.

Mass Effect 3 Falsely Advertised

*Mark I spilled your coffee