With all the distracting resource-managing, team-building, Monster-Hunting stealth action, maybe it escaped your notice that Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker eventually turns into Naked Snake's Beach Dating Sim For Eyepatched Mercenaries. Or maybe it didn't, I don't know.

Still. What's it going to be? Tux or trunks! Love Box or Hobby Mag! Your chesty deputy chief or the Costa Rican orphan schoolgirl adopted by your burgeoning private army!

Take your pick and, by all means, add creepiness to taste.

WEIRD, YOU GUYS.