Truly, benchmark wasn't the emotion I was trying to convey, but it wasn't BullSh*t, and nothing I could think of ( short of Billema) would fit.


As some of you know, I am on the verge of ending my current carrer with Chuck E. Cheese. As a teenager, this is a fairly little move. it's not that I hate the store, it's that... no, I do. I hate that store. I want to take chuck E. Cheese, humanize him, Rub him in acid, and Hold his head under the water untill the bubbles stop.

Little Known fact: when you go to hell, as you descend, you get to hear the chuck E. Cheeses remdition of Disco Inferno.

-Jarvi
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