I received the following today: So I'm adding this to the my blog to see if it has any impact:

"You cant submit anything yet because you are not on level 2. Blog, Post in forums, PM some people, etc. to raise your level... then when you get to level 2, you can submit."

"The reason you are stuck on level 1 is because of a glitch. We have been stuck on the same levels for over 2 weeks. Be patient. I will send you this message in a PM, and track your contributions to help boost your."

PS I am blogging, forum posting, and PM'ng but don't see anything happening (points wise). Guess I sign off for a few days. I'll check back on Saturday to see if anything has changed.

Because he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars and I would like to have someone to share it with."

The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.

YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST A SMART WOMAN

A man went to his doctor to determine the source of his sickness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked him in the eye and said," I've got some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it's very bad. You'd best put your affairs in order." He was shocked and saddened. But, being of solid character, he managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room.

To his son who had been waiting, he said, "Well son, we celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer! Let's head for the bar and have a few beers."

After 3 or 4 beers, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of his old friends who asked what the two were celebrating. He told them that he celebrated the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end.

He told his friends, "I have been diagnosed with AIDS." His son's eyebrows raised and he opened his mouth, but he raised his finger and the frown on his face stifled what his son had planned to say.

The friends gave him their condolences, and they had several more beers. After his friends left, his son leaned over and whispered his confusion. "Dad, I thought you said that you were dying from cancer?? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS?"

He said, "Yes son, I don't want any of them sleeping with your mother
when I'm gone."

The Farmhouse Widow

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."
Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"