Dr. Bacon - Helen, Jake, let's take this time to explore some of your life-partner issues.

Jake - Issues! I don't want to talk about issues this morning!

Helen - Now calm down, Jake! We have nothing to hide. I'm sure our issues aren't any more serious than other highly successful working couple.

Jake - That's what I mean!

Helen - Right, our issues aren't any more serious.

Dr. Bacon - Why don't we find out? Jake, how are you feeling right now?

Jake - Actually, I'm...

Helen - Because, our commitment to each other is so strong.

Jake - Dammit, Helen! She's always interrupting me like my opinions don't count!

Helen - But, you didn't say anything!

Dr. Bacon - Helen, please let him finish.

Jake - Yeah!

Helen - Sorry.

Jake - Okay. Well...um...that's all I wanted to say.

Helen - Doctor, I...

Jake - She thinks that just because she's the big, fat lawyer, she can run right over me!

Helen - What Jake means is...

Dr. Bacon - Helen, we're talking about Jake now. We'll get to your control issues soon.

Helen - Control issues!

Jake - Damn straight! She tells me what to do. how to drive, what to eat. She won't even let me drink milk if I want to. Innocent, pure milk. Got milk? Not Jakey! Dammit!

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