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Robocop VS Terminator VS Aliens VS Predator

Some body's gotta make it happen. Take the marines out of the equation, and make a solid, action-oriented, first-person tactical video game about these franchises finding each other, and doing murder. Marines? Nobody wants to be the marines. Marines are fodder. I know, it's a lot to ask for. So let me get you started.

First things first: get agroup ofprogrammerstogether that can make a game that's fun without any pretensiousnotions of saleable-oriented game design in their resume. First of all, that's not your job, second of all, it's Robocop VS Terminator VS Aliens VS Predator. It doesn't need a programmer to sell it.

Then you call up John Arcudi and ask him, politely, and with an air of intelligence, "Please John would please write our game. Please." Pay him fairly, and don't futz.

Get your designers together. These people should be weird. Maybe they don't wear odd clothes or talk like they're living in the future. I'm talking about brutal, scary, uncomfortable-to-be-around weird. H. R. Giger meets H. P. Lovecraft.

Set your dates, don't tell nobody, and try to direct the money hose at the people who need it, not the people who deserve it. Real artists need to suffer, and when you deprive them of money to achieve that end it's win-win for you.

So. What the hell are you waiting for? Make ROBOCOP VS TERMINATOR VS ALIENS VS PREDATOR, and make it so good, people will be like, "Batman? You're still talking about BATMAN?"