Here on the boards, some quotes, especially when taken out of context, will really make you rofl! :D I found this, which I thought was hilarious. It might be that I'm REALLY really tired that makes it so fun to me, who knows...
From: *** | #010
What is your deal?
I don't have a deal.
So one of the guys was half-trolling, if there's anything called that, and one guy ask "What is your deal?". The other guy answers "I don't have a deal..." and with an enormous amount of text to follow up that. I just laughed so hard at the "I don't have a deal" that I never bothered to read what he really meant by the whole post :P