I was listnen' to music and then

I was wonderin' if life as we know it would ever end

I hate my life

Especially my firend's wife

The girl's a B***H!

I just wish I could bury her in a ditch!

But then I know my friend will be sad

And then I'd just start to feel bad

But then I think, he's got the life I never had

Thinkin' about it just makes me mad!

I got to formulate a plot

or go and rot

I gotta get my life on track

And make sure that I never have to go back

I got to find an oppurtunity

Become famous and face all the scrutiny

I gotta do some sh*t

That'll make me a huge hit

I ain't gonna be like those people that are brain dead

So you know what? Instead

I'm gonna show them that I ain't dumb

Unlike that guy sitting there drinking his rum