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FF13!?!? Thanks for nothing Square Enix!

Seriously!?!? Shame on you square enix! Shame on you and your families! Shame on the PS3 and shame on me for buying this piece of crap! For the love of God, where do I begin!?!?! Do you like little boys dressed in skin tight pants with bright blue hair and yellow highlights? What about lines like "I told you, Moms are strong!" What about hearing such lip biting phrases three or four times in less than five minutes of game play? How about a pedophile black dude that can't keep his eyes off a little girls A*$? What about cringing in your seat or throwing up inside of your mouth everytime you are forced to listen to a middle aged australian women give a speech that would flat out put Doctor Phil himself to shame? Ohh yea, how about core enemies with names such as RAGNAROK and BARTHANDELUS? What the hell, were Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dumb already taken? LOL! If you answered yes to all of these questions then you must be a big old queerdo and you will absolutely frickin love this game!