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#1 katodog1986
Member since 2010 • 25 Posts
Damn straight, you know you can read a good book more than once, right? lol! Im just trying to get the word out on square enix! I mean between ff13 and lost odyssey, I just dont know what! When did games lose their integrity? Its almost like bouncing from one end of the spectrum to another these days with these half a%$ releases. But hey, what would I know, I dont make the games, I'm just the guy who buys them for 60 bucks a pop and plays them...my opinion shouldnt even matter, right?
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#3 katodog1986
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And started sucking! LOL!
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#6 katodog1986
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Listen, I'm a straight shooter, so let me put this one right between your eyes...the storyline behind FF13 is so gay that every time one of the main characters opens his/her mouth, I am forced to make a bolt for the volume control on my channel changer and cut it to a DEAD 0. Why you ask? Because of the downright fear of being labeled an absolute queerdo by my neighbors next door. For starters, how about a little teenage boy, hopping and bouncing about in his bright blue, skin tight pants, yellow button up vest, blue hair with pink highlights and a big old queer look to him that instantly makes you suspect that he most have been molested by Michael Jackson at a very young age, shouting and spitting out ridiculous catch phrases such as "Come on guys! (As his eyes sparkle??? Why do they sparkle??? Why???) Heroes never give up! They Never Surrender!" Or the totally awesome "I told you (as she pops a pedophile smile that would do John Gacy proud) Moms are Strong!" It really starts to hurt when she says it for the second time, LET ALONE THE THIRD AND THE FOURTH! I told You! Moms are Strong! (Strangely uncomfortable pedophile smile) I told you! Moms are Strong! (With a big grin stretching from ear to ear) I told you! Moms are strong! (As she shakes the hair out of her eyes and extends a helping hand to a fallen soldier) I told you! Moms are strong! (As you cringe in your seat and vomit inside of your mouth) Do you see what I mean??? I would rather F*$& Sarah Plain and Tall then sit around sacrificing my time, money and most importantly my DIGNITY playing this game, but hey, it's a free country and the choice is all yours, I mean I didn't listen to the negative reviews and can't you see how happy I am? By the way, this guy says the story line is "=good"… I guess, if you are into that sort of thing…