You know, Universe, I get it. I really do. I found my soul mate. I acknowledge that all the time. I'm not surprised, I'm made peace with this information. Yet you continue to torment me! Since I began this job, I keep finding people that have the same coloring of my soul mate. And then they end up with the same name. And today, when a super cute one wandered in, and my gbf michael and I were making comments on just how cute he was. I was cashing the guy out and his father and uncles(probably) wandered over and he tried to set us up.

Seriously Universe. Stop. Please? You're going to end up making me a crazy stalker **** And I seriously don't want that. So Imma ramble about this for a bit, ok guys?

So the Universe and I are great buds. I learn from it, it tells me what to do, typical...religon-esque relationship. So when my he called it quits, I struggled with that. The last couple of weeks have been hell for me, as you know. And just as I begin to move on with my life, the universe is like 'oh hell no, get your relationship fixed.' You know, Universe, I want to. I yearn for it. But there isn't a lot I can do about it. I can't force people to talk to me. I've tried. I've failed. Why can't you quit telling me to fix things? Its not me that you need to be sending these signs to. Its him. And when he ignores them, then you can kick his ass. And when he realizes that he shouldn't ignore you, then my sisters will kick his ass too. So please stop tormenting me.

I can't take it anymore.