I bought a gamecube from a gamestop and when they sold it to me they were being very rude so when I went home and plugged in my "new" gamecube it did not work. then I looked over the cube and there was scratches on it.So then I packed it all back up and drove back to the gamestop and throw it through the window and drove away

Today I was the store wondering what to have for dinner when I saw a sign that read "one pound of BBQ chicken wings for one dollar" I thought to myself "Ha this must be wrong" so I ask the person behind the counter and sure enough they were only one dollar but then I thought "hmm I'm going to go climb a mountain" and indeed I did but then halfway up my rope snapped" and then I woke up