Nothing much (which is why this isn't in normal blog format). This is what I think a Family Guy anime convention would be (laugh, point and ridicule, say that I should crawl under a rock and die, whatever). Its kinda long--
*Peter and Lois in living room*
Peter (as Inuyasha): Come on Chris, we're gonna be late.
Lois (as Kagome): Peter, don't rush him. Its his first one.
*Quagmire, Joe, Bonnie, and Cleveland come in*
Peter: Hey guys, finally. What are you going as?
Quagmire (as Jiraiya): I'm Jiraiya, the Toad Sage.
Lois: Well he does fit you. And what about you Cleveland?
Cleveland (as Kankuro): I'm Kankuro, the puppet user.
Peter: Well since they don't have black people in anime, I guess you had to settle for a guy who wears black.
Joe (as Roy Mustang): And I'm Colonel Roy Mustang, the flame alchemist.
Peter: Yeah and they also don't have crippled people in anime, so I guess a guy with an eyepatch is close enough.
*Chris comes in as Chouji, Stewie is Aang, and Brian is Appa*
Stewie: I'm Aang, the last airbender and this is my flying bison, Appa.
Joe: You do know that Avatar isn't an anime.
Brian: Well Stewie’s too young to watch any real anime, so we had to settle for Nickelodeon.
*cutscene to the convention center. They walk in and outside is a sign that says ‘Welcome to Anime-Con 2006. Enjoy you geeks, nerds, and losers. No important people.’ President Bush stands at sign as Speed Racer*
Bush: Darn. Every year.
*he walks away and cutscene to the guys in the building*
Chris: Wow, this is awesome. There a bunch of people to talk to and I could possibly get a life by interacting with them. Look, a snack bar in the corner. Eat food jutsu. *runs to snack bar*
Quagmire: *sees women dressed as people from Sailor Moon* Excuse me guys. I have to go investigate for my novel. Giggedy-giggedy. *walks away*
Lois: Wow, they sure are taking their roles from Naruto seriously.
Peter: Speaking of which, I hope we don’t run into any of those little kids dressed as Naruto. They’re always so annoying.
*little kid as Naruto, the rest of the guys walk ahead*
Kid: I’m Naruto. Believe it!
Peter: That great, now move.
Kid: I love ramen. Believe it!
Peter: Thats great, now I have to get back to my group.
Kid: I’m Naruto! Believe it!
*kid runs around Peter saying’ Believe it!’ over and over. Peter, after about 5 seconds of complaining crack the kids neck. Crowd of people gasp and murmur*
Peter: Um…it wasn’t me. Naraku made me do it through…..uh…the power of a sacred jewel shard, ahhh.
*people continue murmuring and then pause*
Crowd: Oh, yeah that makes sense. It wasn’t him. Naraku’s a bastard. Wheres the bathroom?
Stewie: How come theres almost no One Piece people here?
Brian: Oh yeah, theres not too many fans here in America thanks to Al Kahn, the president of 4kids TV.
*cutscene of a castle with a big 4kids sign on it*
Worker: Mr Kahn?
Al Kahn (dressed as Gengis Kahn): Not now. I’m editing One Piece. Whats this? Blood and foul language? We can’t corrupt the minds of little kids.
Worker: Little kids today have guns and knives and call each other out in Yo Momma battles.
Al Kahn: Silence! Do-do-do-do-do….whats this? Difficult English and Japanese words? Kids today don’t read. Better replace them with small, easy words and funny pictures. And Japanese culture that signifies that this show is originally from Japan? Better replace them with American customs and traditions so kids will think that America is better than Japan, which it is!
Worker: Sir no one will like this show after what you’re doing. And Japan is totally better than America. You know what, I quit. I’m gonna go work for Funimation or Viz, the real anime editing companies.
And that’s it. What do you think?