That you should probably stop reading this mindless drivel and visit www.uncyclopedia.org for mindless drivel that will make you laugh.
That the Original Xbox was the slimmest and most compact of any console to ever come out. The image below shows two Xbox's being delived via Amazon.coms Rush delivery service.
(This image is funny, and just because I like Nintendo more than Microsoft doesn't mean I hate the Xbox. I put up the image 'cause its funny.) Oscar Wilde thought it was funny...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!? You still didn't type www.Uncyclopedia.com yet did you.