Hi everyone, I'm back from my suspension.

The reason why I'm asking you to read this is because of, well, this

Please reply to my topic, it's quicly sunken down to page sixish...

Anyway, what I've done while gone is write up 2 articles on Uncyclopedia. I want one to get featured, that would be great.

I'd like to thank Johnpraser for him supporting me while gone, and making me the head of the Uncyc union.