Well, I'm supposed to be packing but instead I stopped in and saw the huge flux of PMs. I forgot about PLU tourney 2 and am sitting in WFC waiting for my opponent or a trade or whatever the heck. Aannnnd, because I know where my keys and my shades are... my wallet is gone. 
My wife is making fun because I called the places I was at today and they didn't have it either.
Joke's on them, my drivers license is all I had in there.