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The top 10 things to do during the summer gaming drought.

As you probaly know, summer can be a bad time for games. Here is the top 10 things to do during the summer gaming drought.

10: Take your PSP swimming - the sparks mean it's working.

9: Go see a summer blockbuster, then go see it's terrible to mediocore game.

8: Get a summer job, and have all your paychecks sent dirictly to Sony's PS3 preorder department.

7: Dig a hole in the ground. Throw your N-Gage.

6: Coat your DS touch screen in suntan oil for it's sensitive skin.

5: Convince a summer music tour manager that your 1337 Guitar Hero skills have earned you a spot on the show, And don't take no for an answer.

4: Have one last summer fling with your PS2, GC, or X-box, then dump it - over the phone.

3: Reassure your 360 that you love it and it will always be special, even when a younger console joins the family and takes up all your time later this year.

2: Practice your Wii Sports skills be going outside and actually exercising............. :o Nah, just kidding.

1: Dream fondly of the cold, dark, lonely, and game filled days of winter.

All the taken from the new issue of Game Informer.