Ok it is now official

I am the softest person to have ever walked the surface of our planet

Check this out:

I got Jade Empire, finished it in a week. Up 'till now all's ok

The moment I finished it; I started the game again to follow the way of the closed fist (I suffer from inherent kindness so I always walk the righteous path first) but read this out:

I felt bad about being unkind to my companions!!......WHO THE HELL FEELS BAD FOR MISTREATING A COMPUTER PROGRAM??!?!?!?

Hell......I'm twisted in a horrible way....must be an assembly line mistake....I swear the rest of the things that got off the same assembly line I did turned out ok...