STATE SLOGANS...FUNNY ONES
No offense to anyone, these are just funny...

Alabama:  Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska:  11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:  But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas:  Literacy Ain't Everything
California:  By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado:  If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:  Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware:  We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida:  Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:  We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:  Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:  More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:  Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:  2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:  We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:  First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:  Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:  We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:  We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:  If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:  Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:  First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:  10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:  Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:  Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:  Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska:  Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:  Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire:  Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:  You Want A ##$%##! Motto?  I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:  Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:  You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina:  Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:  We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:  At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:  Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon:  Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:  Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:  We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:  Remember The Civil War?  We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:  Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:  The Educashun State
Texas:  Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah:  Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:  Yep
Virginia:  Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:  Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:  Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:  One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin:  Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming:  Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!!!