Famous Celeb Quotes:

"Well- no, I feel very grownup actually!"- after being asked if she was still just a kid - Keira Knightley
"They're a bit like chicken fillets really. You can hit people with them!" -talking about her temporary breast implants for Pirates - Keira Knightly
"I'm obsessed with shoes. I must have hundreds of pairs. I'm a shoe fiend. That reminds me- I need to go shopping!" - Keira Knightly
" I think I always disappoint people because they always expect someone very pretty, very done."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope
- "A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." - Ronald Reagan
- "Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways." - William Shakespeare
"I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." - Grucho Marx
- "I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein
- "I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." - Marilyn Monroe
- "Those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands, those of you in the
more expensive ones rattle your jewelry." - John Lennon
"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." - Mao Tse Tung
- "Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
- "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." - Elvis Presley
- "My one regret in life is that I'm not somebody else." - Woody Allen
"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - R. Kennedy
- "She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater." - Hedda Hopper
- "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
- "You're not a real manager unless you've been sacked." - Malcolm Allison
- "This is on me" is what Dorothy Parker wanted on her tombstone
- "When you are down and out, something always turns up - usually the noses
of your friends." - Orson Welles
- "I am an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes his raincoat." - Harold Wilson