Really, I can't believe he did that...
by lunacy_phantom on Comments
Guess what...no seriously,guess...OK fine i'll tell you, but not before i take a quick shower...*leaves*...*undresses*...*sound of running water*...*horribly out of tune singing rings through house*...*water stops*...*sound of water dripping on laminated floor*...*comes back* "Hey, which idiot left this on." *clicks start menu*...*selects shut down*...*hovers cursor over OK button and...................*