You should join unless youi're NOT COOL!!!

Women should not have children after 35. Really...35 children are enough

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

"No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning."

I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18"

"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

"How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?"

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery.
There I was...surrounded by trees and bushes.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

I just got back from a pleasure trip - I drove my wife to the airport!

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years ...then we met.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in College was my blood alcohol content.

Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.

I live in my own little world, but it's OK, they know me here.

Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

Dyslexia means never having to say that you're yrros.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

I see your IQ test results were negative.

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?

I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

I have learned there is little difference in husbands, you might as well keep the first.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary's.

Travel is very educational. I can now say "Kaopectate" in seven different languages.

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I've got good news and bad news I'll start with the good news I made my first Union and already have 1 person who accepeted in creating this Union the bad news is I only invited 5/8 people I could of and they weren't who I wanted to invite how I do not know hopefully they will accept so my Union can be made Hopefully I'll find out later tonight only time will tell I'm kind of freaked out right now I don't want to wait 30 days to try again but if I do I wont make any stupid mistakes like this.

Well I only have 30% left until I can make my first Union this is going to rock!

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