Tonight when leaving a pub, me and a friend found a dude bleeding some his arm quite badly, because the d**k decided to punch a window.....after patching him up with his shirt and calling an amblulance his uber clever girlfriend decided to remove said bandage to which I pushed her away and just applied some pressure using my bare hands and hoping the damne ambluance arrived quickly...thankfully it did, he got carted away and I got the blood cleaned off my hands..............after that I proceeded to be ignored by a so called friend, had a fair few more drinks.....told said friend where to stick her said friendship and returned home to listen to some damn fine funk courtesy of the James Taylor Quartet and the Average White Band.


get yo freak on sugar!!