I've been kicking ass on Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and for the most part it's a blast when the game doesn't lag or when I come across players like these...

I'm just here to take up space: I get into a match with these morons every so often. Nintendo didn't put a ranking system in, have a win or loss record, or any point system at all added to the SSBB's online. So, of course there are players that know this and aren't going to take matches seriously. These idiots will join a match and will either go afk the entire time or just taunt with the most annoying characters like Captain Falcon or Pit. I know I can just disband group and go seeking another, but it isn't always easy to find matches. I wish Nintendo would've allowed screen names at least, so I can block these players who probably do nothing else but take up space in real life as well.

I like staying in my comfort zone: I forget the name, but it's the 2nd to last stage where you have to fight against four CPU players before battaling Master Hand. Its a popular choice among many players. I can understand why. It's just one dull small blue platform, and it doesn't have other platforms so it won't cause too much confusion. Pick another freakin stage!

I'm superior: Losing sucks! I try different maneuvers, I choose different stages to see if they're only good in certain areas, and I might even choose another character hoping the superior is weak against that particular. But, that player doesn't seem to have any weaknesses. It gets very irritating after watching characters like Yoshi and/or Kirby do their winning poses over and over again. Especailly when you're not controlling them. The better players are just better, and there's nothing I can do about it until I prove to them that I can come in 1st place. Sometimes they will drop out of the match before I can get a chance to do so. I can't get in contact with them again for a rematch since the players are anonymous. Nintendo has really f'ed up SSBB online. :)