Wild to see this pop up today. I logged in because I remembered shitposting in OT as a young teenager, and wanted to cringe a little bit.

Excellent review. Sounds like an great game that I'll be buying, but it's a shame about the pointless misogyny. I wish Rockstar could be more relevant and cutting with their satire.

@djwood84 it's not a straight comparison, which should be pretty damn obvious.

@JustPlainLucas Weapons you buy truly aren't much better than their free variants, and if EVE is any indication, buying your way is not going to get you very far.

For example, in EVE you can basically buy the game money with real world money. However, more likely then not, the money you get won't get you much, because in EVE you a constantly losing ships and money. Same goes for DUST, as every time you die you lose your items and have to rebuy them.

@TaranIsAllUpIns "On the Xbox 360, these battles are interrupted by severe hang-ups that not only break up the flow of battle but can also result in the game failing to recognize your button inputs"

Reading is haaaaard...

@MoronGotMyName @Brumbek That and they completely misunderstand communism. They place it directly next to Fascism on the political scale. That's....just incorrect.

@MoronGotMyName @majoras_wrath @Brumbek I skipped around and heard everything I needed too. Sh*t like "They are either ignorant....or EVIL" just made me laugh.

@Brumbek but seriously though, that is a hilarious satire film about the rightwing christians.

@TheWatcher000 @klaw96 @majoras_wrath dude thinks that jesus is going to come any minute and swoop us all up to heaven for some disco-rave. I wouldn't waste my time getting upset ;)

@chun-IDGAF-li you are the most bro-est bro ever and that is adorable.