Ok, so I went on Verizon last week to check out how many minutes we used for last month/this month... it wasn't pretty.

See, we're over. By a lot. And its partly my fault... but not really since after I found out we were close to going over I haven't talked to anyone on my cell phone. And this was 2 weeks ago.

So, when I told my dad that we were over last night (I did it in public so he couldn't yell at me) by a lot, and that the month doesn't end until the 10th... he basically banned me from talking on the phone. Only until the 10th.

And then he said I only get 500 of the 3000 minutes that are on the plan now. *sigh*

Anyways, here's some more weird laws...

In Hawaii

All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

In Idaho

A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face. Its illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.

In Illinois

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. The English language is not to be spoken.

In Indiana

Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day. A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her. One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.

In Iowa

Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.

In Kansas

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

In Kentucky

One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

In Louisiana

Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault. Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult.

In Maine

Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack. It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts. After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

In Maryland

Persons may not swear while on the highway. It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.

Well, those were some weird laws! I like the one about the guy buying his sweetheart candy... has to be over 50 pounds! HAS TO BE! Oh Stephen... :lol: