Inspired by the PS3 song, to the tune of How to save a life
Step one
You call their cust-omer su-port
You talk to max to make a report
He'll give tips, but you can tell
He's completley useless, but oh well
Tell you to plug it in and do it right
Next you check the Power light
Is it green? is it on?
Try again n again till all hope is gone.
Microsoft tech Support, it really blows
You better hope your 360 never goes.
Take about a month, get one used and nicked
Now you know how to get an Xbox fixed
Now Max tells you to goto Xbox.com
You need an Agent for this problom
So you wait on hold
listen to music- really old
More helpful hints come from the phone
Memory card- content at stores
A Faceplate- make it yours.
Needa Hard drive to save some more!
Microsoft tech Support, it really blows
You better hope your 360 never goes.
Take about a month, get one used and nicked
Now you know how to get an Xbox fixed
Hi, My Name is Max and Their are- XBOX!!!
Which console- The 360!!! I didn't quite catch that!
Xbox 360!!! Got it. This information is availible on Xbox.com home of-
AGENT!!! It will help if you have your serial number and Gamertag ready. Let me help you find it
Look on the- I KNOWWW!!!! Remember, all of this information is availible on Xbox.com.
Get a faceplate and customize your 360! download content at the store......
Plug and Play Battery Pack- Juice up in the heat of battle!!! now you can game wirelessly without expensive
Batteries. Max, @!#@ YOU!!!!
Microsoft tech Support, it really blows
You better hope your 360 never goes.
Take about a month, get one used and nicked
Now you know how to get an Xbox fixed
Microsoft tech Support, it really blows
You better hope your 360 never goes.
Take about a month, get one used and nicked
Now you know how to get an Xbox fixed
( tech support)
We'll send you a box to ship it in,
It i'll take 5 days to get there.
Put the refrence number in the box. their are instructions in the box.
5 days to the center, then after 2 weeks it will be in shipping again.
Another 5 days to your house. The warranty will cover all charges.
Thank you for calling Microsoft Technical Support, goodbye.