Let's go! I was happy to see Melrose back! She was my favorite contestant from the 7th cycle along with the twins! Ooh, the twins, I miss them, they definitely are models.

So, I thought the girls were about to go to a celebrities filled party, but this was more of a LOSERS filled party (Laguna Beach contestants?! Are you kidding me???)... The only celebrity (apart from Benny Medina) was 50 Cent, which behaved like a total queen. I understand that Jael was being a bit of a stalker, but come on, throwing her in the pool was SO GAY Behave like a man! I'm gay but I'd never throw someone in the pool, is like pulling somebody's hair!

Our dear contestants had to choose a nickname and my favorite was one of those that got criticized by Mr. Medina: Whitelle. I don't know why, maybe because it reminds me of Vittel water, it's... appealing to me. Talking about Whitney... My gosh... She was wearing a Vuitton purse at the party!!! Not only I hate monograms, but Vuitton... I LOATHE it! LV bags are just a fashion disgrace. But hey, what could you expect from the ultimate provincial girl?!

I can't believe Dionne won the challenge after crying in front of Benny Medina and his peeps! As I wrote before I totally hate Public Display of Emotions, so...

At minute 24:00 of the episode I totally noticed what Ms. J pointed out towards the end; Jaslene is a clone of Janice!

The pictures I loved:

The Secret Evil one; pretty intriguing...

The Hood one and the Evil one.

The Dark Side one and the Motherly one.

The Peaceful one and the Comedian one; I gotta admit that she looks good in these shots...

Well, all the other ones! I didn't like this photoshoot at all...

I obviously wasn't happy with this week's elimination, I mean, between Whitney and Sarah, Sarah goes home?! There's something wrong with that. You know what I'm happy about? Sarah can make it in the real world, but Whitney, I DON'T THINK SO! And it's not about her being a plus size model, but about her NOT being a model! Toccara was good at modeling and way more attractive than Whitney, which is just a "mall cutie". And to be a model you have to be whether extremely beautiful or weird looking; "mall cutie" is just wrong.

YAAAAAAAYYYYYY! At last Tyra let her go!!! :D

So, the episode starts with a new Renee, with a totally positive attitude. You know what I'm beginning to think? That she could make it to the top 3! CoverGirl has for sure the last word on the winner, and she has the CoverGirl look, which is "naturally beautiful". I can't say the same thing about Jaslene; she's my favorite, but let's face it, she can look really hard at times.

Finally Christian Marc (the hairstylist) took off the dead animal that was staying on Brit's hair! That weave was a disaster! And Whitney's comment is: "Britney has been complaining, and b*tching, and moaning... I mean, I've been wearing a weave since I was 12 years old, it is NOT that bad!". Well, if you've been trashy all of your life it's none of Brit's business. Gosh, I hate that girl.

Why does Nata pose while she reads Tyra Mail? :lol: This girl's head is a mistery...

Tia Mowry & Efren Ramirez?! This show is so filled with Z-list celebrities. At least Efren did something!

Wow, I'm so in love with Jaslene's dragginess (is that even a word?!)! "The girl raised by a pack of drag queens"; they should do a movie!!!

So, Renee wins the acting challenge and chooses Dionne as "the friend" to share the prize with. Dionne's comment: "She's trying to make a change, so, ok, Imma go with the flow..."
Translation of Dionne's comment: "Gimme the damn prize!"

As soon as Ramirez gives them the prizes, she instantly comes up with her personal catchphrase: "WHAT THE HAAAYYL!"
But she soon realizes that it's just a lousy T-shirt!

So, when the real prizes come to them (their families), she has the same reaction, which evolves into "What the f*ck is wrong with my baby's hair?!".

I was excited about this week's photoshoot and photographer, but it turned out as a pretty trashy shoot. :(

At least we got to see some of the past contestants!

Jaslene just needs to be a little more in control of her face expressions; look at that picture, in the second half she looks so soft!

I honestly don't think that the girl who refused to pose nude was an important ANTM moment, but they obviously couldn't get Tiffany from cycle 4 since she hates ANTM!

Rebecca from cycle 4! Not the best model, but she's so gorgeous on video!

THE TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two of the best contestants they've ever had in my opinion, very high fashion!

Joanie! That girl is so beautiful!

I would have loved to see Jade... I love her!

Dionne's reaction to doing the photoshoot with Kim was simply hilarious: "I don't even kiss my own damn boyfriend!"  :lol:
Turns out, she actually enjoyed it! So, she likes being naked (she said it during the candy photoshoot) and she likes to pretend that she's a lesbian. A future in the adult entertainment industry? JUST KIDDING! :D

Tyra, ENOUGH with the gipsy look, it's not flattering!

And enough with that hair growing from your eyes too, it's ridiculous!!!

The only photo that doesn't look totally trashy! And did I mention that I love the twins? ;)

She looks rough, but I like it. After all she had to portray a b*tch! :)

I don't like Renee in this picture, but Joanie, wow! We're not able to see her eyes and still she looks so sexy!

Hot!

Come on! She looks like a cartoon!

I hate this picture, and I don't think that she's a model. Hopefully, she'll be the next to go, since I'm starting to get sick of her attitude as well...

So, no witchy laughters from Twiggy, but at least we've got Nigel Barker's rendition of a robot!

I just had to post this. Jaslene's made history with her editorial pose!

And... YEEEEEEEAAAAAH (that's Tyra imitating Megg from cycle 7!)! Whitney went home. Finally... I feel so relieved. :D

As far as the other reality shows are concerned...

...I'm rooting for Chelsea and Melissa R. ("The Search For The Next Doll")...

...and Chris Richardson ("American Idol").

BYE!!!

Don't be so shallow! Why am I quoting lines from the popular En Vogue song? We'll get to it in a second.
First of all, thanks! Apparently you wished my digestive system luck since now everything's ok! :D

I know, I know, I'm super-late, but in my defense I have to say that I had fever on Tuesday and I suffer from diarrhea for 5 days (until now). Oops, maybe that was too much information.
Anyway, I LOVED last week's photoshoot, even though there's a uber-stupid controversy going on about it. Gina Salamone of the New York Daily News reports that women's right advocates are furious; here's what Sonia Ossorio (president of the New York City chapter of the National Organization for Women) stated:
"Violence against women is such a reality in our society that I certainly don't need the entertainment industry making light of it and making entertainment out of it..."
The level of idiocy of this is so high I don't even have anything to say about it.

Let's go on with the episode:

Have you noticed Sarah's face during the voguing challenge? She totally looks like Cynthia Nixon when she laughs! Oh gawd, I miss Sex And The City; it's like an ex-boyfriend, I see it everwhere! :(

Felicia's fierce faces are just histerical! And is even more histerical what she says when Whitney wants to look at Tyra's pictures: "Does she have a fierce one?" Meow!

Is Diana a plus-size robot?! Listen to this.

"I - DON'T - BUY - IT. I - DOON'T - BUY - IT." Creepy!

A 40,000$ bracelet? They should spend less money on the prizes and more on buying music for the show (cause if you didn't notice, they always use cheap and slighlty modified instrumental versions of original songs, so they don't have to buy the rights!)!
Anyway, for once, I was on Renee's side cause she wanted to use that horrible bracelet to help her family; unfortunately, Whitney won it and being the trashy and stupid girl that she is she kept it, EVEN THOUGH she owes her father 9,000$ for her education. I have no words. And her excuse to keep it is because "there's a lot of sentimental value to it." WHAAAAT?!?! Please!!!

I'm also on Renee's side regarding the fact that she can't stand the other girls anymore; I know how difficult it is to live with a person you don't know, go figure 9 of them! And they're models! :roll:

Jay: "I already told them you were really good."
Renee: "Oh! They already hate me enough as it is!"
Jay: "Oh, they do?!"
Renee: "Yeah!"
Jay: "Why? What happened?"
Renee: "I'm a b*tch."

Now I love her. :D

This was the only thing that bothered me about the photoshoot. The fact that they did it right after what happened to Jael. Was it just a chance? Cause I don't know if you remember Kahlen from cycle 4; she had to do a photoshoot in a cemetery right after a friend of her called her to tell her that a friend died. Mmhhh...

Twiggy's witchy laughter strikes back.

And Tyra, what were you thinking?! This is a fashion related show and you wear the same dress that you wore the week before (I know, the color's different, but the dress is not!)?! Horror (also cause that dress is hideous)!

The pictures that I loved:

Another really good photo from Brittany. Seriously, you could see this in Vogue; it actually reminds me of a Steven Klein's photoshoot from an old issue of L'uomo Vogue.

Could we expect a bad picture from her?

This photo's so CSI. :)

The pictures that I hated:

This is not a terrible picture, BUT
1st. she's not dead at all
2nd. I'm definitely not ready to see a plus-size model on a magazine

Awful. And it costed her her place in the competition.

Oh, at the panel Natasha thanked Tyra saying "spasibo" (pronounced spasiba), and that reminded me of Sex And The City too! :)

I'm done! Wish my digestive system luck! Bye!!!

Finally, the day of the makeovers has arrived... and I think that they were all pretty good!

Loves it! I'm liking this girl more and more by the minute!

I was worried when Tyra talked about the Kelis's cut, since it's horrendous, but they actually did her the Yoanna House's hairdo and in my opinion it works! She looks edgier...

Still ugly, but in the makeover photoshoot she looks... acceptable. And that's a miracle.

OMG, how ugly she looks in that picture?!?! EW!

Just an improvement of her fabulousness. :)

Now she looks more like a model and she totally rocked the makeover photoshoot! That's my favorite picture of her so far!

I like the new do! She looks like a spy from a James Bond movie! Sexy!

Meh.

And here goes the drama. Jay comes up to her and says:
"I just had a call of Tyra ... we're gonna take the whole thing out". After 8 hours of glueing and sewing stuff in her brain.
Probably, this is what they said on the phone:
Jay: "Nobody's cried."
Tyra: "Oh my God, nobody's cried?! That's terrible! We can't let it happen, you gotta torture one of them right away!"

And when she gets to the mansion, she receives a call from a friend who tells her that a friend of them died of an overdose. I feel a bit sorry for her, but I can't be totally sympathetic since I consider people who do drugs stupid, weak and useless.

And this week's target of Renee is... Ugly Brittany! Seriously, she is doing the same thing that she did last week with Jaslene! Who's gonna be next week's target?
WHAT IS HER PROBLEM?!?! I can't stand her anymore. She's just a boring b*tch; I used to love Jade from cycle 6, that's the kind of b*tch that I wanna see!

The pictures that I loved:

Another beautiful photo from my favorite girl! :D

Wow! Beautiful picture! Very David LaChapelle-sque.

Another LaChapelle-sque one. Love it.

Again, wow! That's one piercing look!

The pictures that I hated:

Crazy eyes!

Hate the face which in my opinion is blank. And the pose, OMG! Totally ungracious, she looks like a man!

I obviously was happy about this week's elimination, since I never really liked Cassandra. She's pretty ugly, and not that kind of ugly that works on a photo... Why did she even get among the finalists?

The end.
Buh bye!!!

P.S.: Twiggy's laughter is starting to creep me out. She sounds like the Wicked Witch of the West!

Yep, I had the same reaction as Faith Hill at the 2006 Country Music Awards when the always unbearable Ryan Seacrest announced that Antonella Barba will still compete.
You know, I'm bored by American Idol but I wanna watch it since it became so important thanks to people like J-Hud, Carrie Underwood, Fantasia...

I'm happy that Alaina Alexander was voted off; she wasn't that talented and her attitude... ugh. Moreover, an aspiring singer living in Hollywood; how cliché and sad is that?!

Another reason to prove that this was a good choice is that after the elimination she wasn't able to sing because she got emotional and couldn't hold the tears. Come on, you're a singer on the stage, do your job and stop crying!

That's also the reason why I hate Sundance; everytime they showed him he was crying. In case you didn't get it, I hate people who cry; well, PDE (Public Display of Emotions) in general.

Back to Mrs. Beard ("barba" is italian for "beard"), not only she is talentless, she also is arrogant! I knew someone was going to come up with J-Hud, and it was her. After being criticized by the judges on her bad singing, she said to Simon:

"Simon was wrong about Jennifer Hudson, so, hopefully..."

Proving he's the best, he promptly responded:
"Let me be absolutely clear, ok? We put Jennifer Hudson in American Idol, the American audience voted her out, ok?"

TEAM SIMON! :D
By the way, does she really think she is able to pull a J-Hud?! PUH-LEASE!!!

Oh, about the "racy" pictures, Antonella's best friend Amanda Coluccio released this comment:

"I've studied them. It's not her nose. She's never had (acrylic nail) tips in her life. She's the least slutty person I know."

This is so funny! She didn't say "She's not slutty!" but "She's the least slutty person I know.". LOL!

Another person I was happy to see go back home was Nicholas Pedro; he's not the worst singer on earth, but what bothered me about him it's that he's so common, everything about him, from the personality to the clothes...

Seriously, he's so common that they could replace the little man on the doors of the toilets with him (I know this one was mean, but who said I wasn't?!)!

Even though the show gets duller by the minute, I have a favorite contestant. Sanjaya Malakar. And not because of his adorable ginormous cartoonish smile, but because I really like his voice! He reminds me of a young Stevie Wonder. Too bad that during the boys' night he whispered the song instead of singing it out loud!

A male contestant I can't stand?! Brandon Rogers. I don't like his voice at all and he sang a song that I deeply loathe ("Time After Time").

And I plead the fifth on Lakisha Jones's choice of outfit. :zipping my mouth:

I still have to see ANTM cause I'm still downloading it. I can't waaaait!

I know it's been 3 days and everybody's way over it, but I'm not! I'm talking about André Leon Talley's choice for J-Hud's dress on the red carpet!

The two paid a visit at Oscar De La Renta where the Dracul-esque André advised the former American Idol on outfits, shoes and accessories.

Seriously, he already had the black/red cape, is my addition of the blood-sucking teeth totally out of line?!

Anyway, Jennifer got to meet Mr. De La Renta (lucky gal!) and above here is one of the dresses that she tried; doesn't it look immensely better than the outfit that she actually wore?! In my opinion, it's more elegant and goddess-y...

In other news, are these the racy photos of actual American Idol contestant Antonella Barba that surfaced on the web? Why are these scandalous?! What IS scandalous is that she's still competing after last week disastrous performance!

Nothing else to write! Buh bye!!!!!!

So tomorrow I'm having my last wisdom tooth removed. Ugh. I had the others removed like 1 or 2 years ago, and the thing that bothers me is not the pain (it's not so painful), but the fact that when you have to sleep it's just a pain in the "backside" situation; you gotta keep the ice on your cheek, you gotta lay on the right side... This is gonna be my mood tomorrow:

And this week I'm not even getting my Ugly Betty dose! I read in the forum that it's on a break until March! I watch American Idol, but I definitely prefer UB over it!

In music related news (and I'm not gonna talk about Crazy, also known as "Britney Spears"), yay!!! Miss Kelly's comin' back!!!

Maybe this time Kelly Rowland will truly step out of Beyoncé's shadow, so this image will not circulate on the web anymore:

LOL! Anyway, I'm really feelin' her new single "Like This", which features Eve. Click here to hear it!

In the meantime, I've reached level 6 (Small wonder)! Congrats to myself! :D

Buh bye everybody!!!!!!!