So, the episode starts with Natasha on the phone speaking with her husband and... HER SON!!! It was pretty shocking, she's never mentioned having one! Right after getting emotional speaking with him, she gets horny speaking with her hubby! :lol:

What bothers me (and what the title is referred to) is what the girls are talking about while she's on the phone; Nat getting married at the age of 18 with a 40 years old man and that being weird, creepy and gross. How dare they??? They don't even know her! I don't know her either, but she seems really in love with her husband and happy with her life; like she explained in one of the first episode, that man changed her life, and I don't think that a lot of same age couples can say the same thing! I don't know why I'm so sensitive about this (my parents are the same age, so it's not like I'm in the same situation!)... Anyway, this situation just proved what I've always thought about Whitney: she's just a stupid provincial girl.

About the "plus-size model being on the cover of Vogue" discussion, I don't think it's gonna happen. At least not on Vogue Italy. Cause it could happen on the American Vogue, I mean, Jennifer Hudson has been on the cover! I know, she's a celebrity, but still a plus-size one! I'm saying this because Vogue Italy and Vogue USA are like two different worlds; the Italian version is way more sophisticated than the American one, which looks like a cheap magazine.

Diana exploited her momentaneous rage to get rid of those rumors about her being a robot doing her best impersonation of Santa. Can we say "America's Next Top Santa"?

Anyway, apparently, there a plus-size trend going on; look at this dancer from Beyoncé's music video "Freakum Dress". Baby got back! :D

So, Sarah won the individual challenge, and I gotta say that her attitude was hilarious! Renee and Dionne picked all of her clothes and accessories and she acted like SHE did!

Sarah during the challenge: "Where's my outfit? Where's my outfit? Which one is mine? ... Which one is my outfit, guys? This one?"
Sarah talking with the judges: "When I saw the blue and I was like "I love the blue", because blue just complements my hair color..."

Ha ha ha! :lol:

And what a great prize she won! She gets to see the photos that she takes, see the mistakes that she's done and do the shoot again! Never in ANTM history there was a prize like this! Just extra frames! Noone was ever allowed to see the pictures with Jay!

I LOVED the photoshoot! Even this reminded me of Sex And The City a little cause there's an episode where Charlotte takes care of an exhibition for this guy who takes pictures of women dressed as men... Eh...
Anyway, some of the girls were convincing; Jaslene is a really cute guy! I think I have a crush on her... Wait. Does that make me heterosexual?! I'm confused! :D

Natasha definitely stepped up her game! She really got into the character and she was believable! It was amazing to see her like that, especially if we look back at episode three; it was embarassing to watch her posing for the "teacher's pet" picture!

The pictures I loved:

This girl is SENSATIONAL! 5 photoshoots, 5 beautiful photos! And what a cute guy she is!

Great picture! It was like she was possessed during the shoot! She reminds me of Kevin Federline... :)

Pretty sexy!

She's not totally convincing as a man, but I like the photo! She has that David Bowie-ness going on... The drag queen on the other hand looks really awful!

The half-lidded eyes are sexy!

The pictures I hated:

Hideous. Just hideous. I really hate this picture. WHY IS SHE STILL COMPETING?!?! Wait, I think I know the answer: Tyra wants her to stay. The other judges, not so much; but hey, Tyra's the boss! Seriously, she always finds new excuses to make her stay every week!

Hideous as well. At least she was eliminated.

And let me say one thing about Diana going home: IT WAS ABOUT TIME! Now it's Whitney's turn! I can't believe that she won as CoverGirl of the week!

You cannot not love the "The Guitar On Ur Waist" song by Tyra! It's gonna be a huge hit!

And why was someone having sex while they were showing Jaslene's picture?! Listen to this; I slowed it down so you can hear the moan better!

Next week Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie are gonna be guest stars. ?!?! Why? Don't you two have your own show? What do you want here?!

Here's a preview of what's gonna happen:

In what promises to be the most dramatic episode of America's Next Top Model to date, Twiggy gives the girls a history lesson on how she got her nickname and asks each model to give herself a nickname of her own, which each girl must then use at a celebrity filled party. While at the party, one girl gets a little too friendly with rapper 50 Cent and gets thrown in the pool. Another model jumps in to help her and both girls end up embarrassed when they are introduced to famous manager Benny Medina and his entourage. Later, Tyra gets involved when all the models unite against another model and crush her with harsh criticisms. Finally, the girls participate in a photo shoot where they must showcase four of their inner personalities.

I can't wait!

Bye bye!