"My fecal matter is worth more currency than I could acquire selling your lifeless corpse to a group of cannibals."

"If your stupidity was equal to dust it could cover the moon TWICE!"

You can also never go wrong with "Your mother should have finished the abortion."

LostProphetFLCL

I lol'd. Thanks for making my day.

Nothing like some hot gravel to kill the hunger late at night.

I think Kiss me through the phone was his first decent song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwQay4QiOw

EVOLV3

Are you hearing a different version to me because it was just horrific.

Hate on a player but that's my joint. Great and funny shows. Nice, clean and wholesome. Shows don't have to have nasty perverted stuff and language to be good. A lot of really pretty girls, too. Miley, Demi, Selena, etc. It's not a little kids channel unless you're watching Playhouse Disney. It can a appeal to older people.

DragonRebel0908

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How about.... Hot Man Meat

Well, I guess I'd be in Grade danger. Hahahaha....

Zan_Puppet

LOL you should do stand up.

I dont know the first thing about building a pc but these are the parts i am thinking about getting. Could someone please tell me if they would all fit together or something lol.

http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=257305 That is a motherboard/processor bundle.

http://revellution.co.uk/index.php/vmchk/Hardware/Corsair-2GB-800MHz-DDR2-240pin-DIMM-Memory-Module/flypage.tpl.html extra 2gb ram ddr2.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Inno3D-nVIDIA-GeForce-GTX260-Graphics/dp/B001I902NW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1248466426&sr=8-1 GTX260

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0014DHXQ6/ref=s9_simz_gw_s0_p23_t1?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=1BTH0ZJGJ40YR2W5ZSNE&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=467198433&pf_rd_i=468294 A 700w heatsink.

http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=42516 A computer case.

I would also like to know if all these parts will still be compatible with windows 7 because that is what i will most likely run it on.

Surely the words "possibly the fastest gaming machine in the world" answer your question?

This is my best one soo far.

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