Ow...My ****!
by mcbob92 on Comments
Yeah, I was mowin' my yard yesterday, and I have a push-mower...and well, I got pissed off cuz' I'd been workin' all day, and was almost done, so I started pushing it really fast, well, the left wheel caught part of a nearby tree, and the bar thingies I was holding onto came back, and hit me in the cherries! I wonder if I can still have kids...lol...