New York Senator: "25 to Life makes Grand Theft Auto look like Romper Room!"

CNN Anchor: "Now there's 25 to Life, and the object is to kill cops!"

Other Media Outlets: "Look what that New York Senator and CNN Anchor said about 25 to Life!"

American Public: "Boy I sure have been hearing a lot about 25 to Life lately!"

Uninformed Gamer: "Hey I heard 25 to Life is just as good as Grand Theft Auto!"

Eidos Marketing Team: :D