Ok, so here I am at my wife's Grandma's house and i'm posting from a gigantic keyboard that has keys bigger than my balls. It's ****ing maniacal.

What's really funny is the fact the screen is about as wide as my arm is long. Not to mention there's a tower sitting next to it that has an engine that's probably more powerful than the engine in my truck.

All this power and the most advanced game it will ever play is solitaire. :?